Is nobody going to talk about how at the end of Iron Man 3 he rescued his fire extinguisher and “assistant” bots
thanks for fucking ruining it you slutshit!!!
how the fuck does this ruin the plot of the movie in any way and I in no way resemble a piece of poop
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
I always reblog this. Every time.
Don’t touch my pizza.
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there