the fat barbie's blog.

Hi, I'm Tamar :)
ArmenianCanadian, Toronto <3. 16, very single. I'm delightful and hilarious (according to me).
Junior at Blessed Pope John Paul II.
Harry Potter. Starkid. Marvel. Glee. Aventure Time.
Enjoy <3

forever90s:

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foreveralone-lyguy:

a-cloud-in-space:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Is nobody going to talk about how at the end of Iron Man 3 he rescued his fire extinguisher and “assistant” bots

thanks for fucking ruining it you slutshit!!!

how the fuck does this ruin the plot of the movie in any way and I in no way resemble a piece of poop

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

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jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

doctor-whoson:

I always reblog this. Every time.

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

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dimefox:

dimefox:

so i guess you could say

this statue has

a fly booty

i literally googled “winged butt” to make this pun please appreciate me

niknak79:

Don’t touch my pizza.

spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there